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Glee Spoof
Sugar: Pop
Quinn: Six
Mercedes: Squish
Brittany: Uh huh
Santana: Cicero
Tina: Lipschitz!
(x6)
Artie (Spoken):
And now the six merry murderesses of the McKinley High Jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
Santana:
I bet that you would have done the same!
Sugar: Pop
Quinn: Six
Mercedes: Squish
Brittany: Uh uh
Santana: Cicero
Tina: Lipschitz!
(x2)
Sugar (Spoken):
You know I’m kind of a celebrity known for my voice.
I’m like, amazing. They call me the Queen of songs.
No, not songs. POP. So, I tried out for the New Directions,
And I am super confident, and I know I’m gonna nail the audition.
And there’s Mr. Schue, wearin’ a vest, tearin’ me down
And grinning’. No, not grinnin’.Laughin’! So, I said to him,
I said, "You better let me in to this glee club..."
And he didn’t.So I did what I always do best,
And I simply let loose some of my... self diagnosed Asperger’s.
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Quinn (Spoken):
I met Noah Puckerman at McKinley High about two years ago,
and he told me he was a nice guy.He gave me many wine coolers.
Next I know I’m pregnant. He’d be with me, I’d lie to Finn,
it was all a part of, my amazing scheme.And then I found out,
"Sexting" he told me? Sexting, my ass. Not only was he with me
... oh, no, he had six girls. Never trust a boy with a Mohawk.
So two years later, after our trip to New York,
I looked him straight in the eyes, with hate.
Found out he couldn’t handle big plans.
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Mercedes (Spoken):
Now, I’m standing in the kitchen,
Cookin’ up some tots for dinner,
Minding my own business,
In storms my boyfriend Shane,
In a jealous rage.
"You love those tots more,"
He says. He was crazy
And he kept on screamin’,
"those things don’t even taste good!"
My last words to him.
No one messes with my tater tots.
All:
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Brittany:
Unicorn x a lot
Rachel (Spoken):
Brittany, that’s not the word you’re supposed to sa--
Brittany:
UH UH, uni-corn!
Santana (Spoken):
There’s a place I go called Breadsticks.
A new waiter, Charlie, started working there.
Now, for the last couple of years, I’d order 20 buckets of stix in a row
One, two, three, four, five... it’s on the menu, Lopez special.
Salt ’t then eat ’em, one right after the other.
So this one night as I walked past Breadsticks on the street called Cicero,
I was textin’, pushin’ around a few nerds, a typical night then I became hungry.
I made a turn, open the door, and there’s the new waiter Charlie
giving some random customer the Lopez Special.See, that special’s only for me,
Everyone knows this. I’ve told him several times. So I lost it,
I went Lima Heights Adjacent on the entire Breadsticks staff.
Santana:
They had it coming
Girls:
They had it coming
Santana:
They had it coming
Girls:
They had it coming
Santana:
They had it coming all along
Girls:
They had it coming all along
Santana:
I didn’t do it
Girls:
She didn’t do it
Santana:
But if I done it
Girls:
But if she’d done it
Santana:
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Santana:
They had it coming
Girls:
They had it coming
Santana:
They had it coming
Girls:
They had it coming
Santana:
They had it coming all along
Girls:
They took a flower in its prime
Santana:
I didn’t do it
Girls:
And then they used it
Santana:
But if I’d done it,
Girls:
And they abused it
Santana:
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Girls:
It was a murder but not a crime
Tina (Spoken):
I loved Mike Chang
More than I can possibly say.
He was a real amazing dancer...
Sensitive... an Asian.
But then I noticed he’d got more screen time.
Sure I got more lines
and felt appreciated
but he got parents, a storyline,
development and depth.
We know more about him than we do me.
The only way I could shine
Was if he were dead.
All:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Quinn: Six
Mercedes: Squish
Brittany: Uh huh
Santana: Cicero
Tina: Lipschitz!
(x6)
Artie (Spoken):
And now the six merry murderesses of the McKinley High Jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango"
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
Santana:
I bet that you would have done the same!
Sugar: Pop
Quinn: Six
Mercedes: Squish
Brittany: Uh uh
Santana: Cicero
Tina: Lipschitz!
(x2)
Sugar (Spoken):
You know I’m kind of a celebrity known for my voice.
I’m like, amazing. They call me the Queen of songs.
No, not songs. POP. So, I tried out for the New Directions,
And I am super confident, and I know I’m gonna nail the audition.
And there’s Mr. Schue, wearin’ a vest, tearin’ me down
And grinning’. No, not grinnin’.Laughin’! So, I said to him,
I said, "You better let me in to this glee club..."
And he didn’t.So I did what I always do best,
And I simply let loose some of my... self diagnosed Asperger’s.
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have heard it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Quinn (Spoken):
I met Noah Puckerman at McKinley High about two years ago,
and he told me he was a nice guy.He gave me many wine coolers.
Next I know I’m pregnant. He’d be with me, I’d lie to Finn,
it was all a part of, my amazing scheme.And then I found out,
"Sexting" he told me? Sexting, my ass. Not only was he with me
... oh, no, he had six girls. Never trust a boy with a Mohawk.
So two years later, after our trip to New York,
I looked him straight in the eyes, with hate.
Found out he couldn’t handle big plans.
All:
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Mercedes (Spoken):
Now, I’m standing in the kitchen,
Cookin’ up some tots for dinner,
Minding my own business,
In storms my boyfriend Shane,
In a jealous rage.
"You love those tots more,"
He says. He was crazy
And he kept on screamin’,
"those things don’t even taste good!"
My last words to him.
No one messes with my tater tots.
All:
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Brittany:
Unicorn x a lot
Rachel (Spoken):
Brittany, that’s not the word you’re supposed to sa--
Brittany:
UH UH, uni-corn!
Santana (Spoken):
There’s a place I go called Breadsticks.
A new waiter, Charlie, started working there.
Now, for the last couple of years, I’d order 20 buckets of stix in a row
One, two, three, four, five... it’s on the menu, Lopez special.
Salt ’t then eat ’em, one right after the other.
So this one night as I walked past Breadsticks on the street called Cicero,
I was textin’, pushin’ around a few nerds, a typical night then I became hungry.
I made a turn, open the door, and there’s the new waiter Charlie
giving some random customer the Lopez Special.See, that special’s only for me,
Everyone knows this. I’ve told him several times. So I lost it,
I went Lima Heights Adjacent on the entire Breadsticks staff.
Santana:
They had it coming
Girls:
They had it coming
Santana:
They had it coming
Girls:
They had it coming
Santana:
They had it coming all along
Girls:
They had it coming all along
Santana:
I didn’t do it
Girls:
She didn’t do it
Santana:
But if I done it
Girls:
But if she’d done it
Santana:
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Santana:
They had it coming
Girls:
They had it coming
Santana:
They had it coming
Girls:
They had it coming
Santana:
They had it coming all along
Girls:
They took a flower in its prime
Santana:
I didn’t do it
Girls:
And then they used it
Santana:
But if I’d done it,
Girls:
And they abused it
Santana:
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Girls:
It was a murder but not a crime
Tina (Spoken):
I loved Mike Chang
More than I can possibly say.
He was a real amazing dancer...
Sensitive... an Asian.
But then I noticed he’d got more screen time.
Sure I got more lines
and felt appreciated
but he got parents, a storyline,
development and depth.
We know more about him than we do me.
The only way I could shine
Was if he were dead.
All:
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
