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Bart Baker
Yeah! You’ll know what it is! Katy Perry, Juicy J. Uh huh! Let’s rage!
I’ve just broken up
With an enormous douchebag
And now it is
Audition time for my next man
But I
Have one request to be with me
Treat me shittely
Then cheat on me
You were my darling flower
You should go take a shower!
My finger might just be the only
Thing that I can please
Katy Perry
Take me back I brought you a gift!
Panties from the girl who lives next door
Are those Victoria’s Secret?
I only wear Gucci, Prada or Dior!
That is what you get, you cheap prick!
(Hey!)
This video’s offensive (Hey! Hey!)
To Muslims and Egyptians (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Put my makeup back!
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Let’s lez out!
Oh no, not again Miley!
We made out!
That’s because your mouth raped me!
I brought you a jar of all my STD’s
You’re sickening!
If you want a date a cheater
I could show you just how blurred my lines are
Get out here you old creeper!
Marry me again, I’m the worst by far!
I’m not interested, so sorry! (Hey!)
Please, don’t zap us with your boobies! (Hey!)
I’m getting bored, this song needs (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Someone who is back
Uh, guess that’s me
The name’s Juicy J
I sold my ass out
For Katy Perry
Dark Horse is the name of this wacko beat
But there ain’t a single horse
And the only dark thing is me
Why the hell is this theme Egyptian? (Egyptian!)
Katy, check out your brain
I think it’s missing!
All these blue guys and bitches with cat heads
Who wrote this? Were they trippin?
I think that I was drugged
Why else would I agree to do this?
I used to be straight hood
But now, I’m making pop garbage
Every video I do this!
I have to stand up above all the rest
It’s time to use my enormous tits
To escape this horrible green screen set
There is nobody!
Nobody! (NOBODY!)
That’s good enough for Katy (FOR KATY!)
So screw you all!
Peace out dudes! (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
I don’t think so bitch!
I’ve just broken up
With an enormous douchebag
And now it is
Audition time for my next man
But I
Have one request to be with me
Treat me shittely
Then cheat on me
You were my darling flower
You should go take a shower!
My finger might just be the only
Thing that I can please
Katy Perry
Take me back I brought you a gift!
Panties from the girl who lives next door
Are those Victoria’s Secret?
I only wear Gucci, Prada or Dior!
That is what you get, you cheap prick!
(Hey!)
This video’s offensive (Hey! Hey!)
To Muslims and Egyptians (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Put my makeup back!
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Let’s lez out!
Oh no, not again Miley!
We made out!
That’s because your mouth raped me!
I brought you a jar of all my STD’s
You’re sickening!
If you want a date a cheater
I could show you just how blurred my lines are
Get out here you old creeper!
Marry me again, I’m the worst by far!
I’m not interested, so sorry! (Hey!)
Please, don’t zap us with your boobies! (Hey!)
I’m getting bored, this song needs (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Someone who is back
Uh, guess that’s me
The name’s Juicy J
I sold my ass out
For Katy Perry
Dark Horse is the name of this wacko beat
But there ain’t a single horse
And the only dark thing is me
Why the hell is this theme Egyptian? (Egyptian!)
Katy, check out your brain
I think it’s missing!
All these blue guys and bitches with cat heads
Who wrote this? Were they trippin?
I think that I was drugged
Why else would I agree to do this?
I used to be straight hood
But now, I’m making pop garbage
Every video I do this!
I have to stand up above all the rest
It’s time to use my enormous tits
To escape this horrible green screen set
There is nobody!
Nobody! (NOBODY!)
That’s good enough for Katy (FOR KATY!)
So screw you all!
Peace out dudes! (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)
I don’t think so bitch!