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Bart Baker
Remember when I used to
Not totally suck?
My songs and videos were
Not pretentious and fucked up
But then, I lost my damn mind
Now, I am in a bird cage
I’ve gone completely mad
I’m totally bat shit insane
I combined Art and Pop
And made a flop
Don’t let your children watch this
It will scare the poor things shitless
I need attention constantly
Same with me!
And me!
And me, swag!
I’ve covered myself in blood
I’ve worn a meat dress
I even convinced the world that I had a penis
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks
Instead of focusing on making good music
All of the stuff I do
Is for the fame
Like making a whole CD exploiting the gays
I think I’m God’s gift
To the human race
Now, watch me smear shit all over my face
I try way too hard to be
Seen as artistic
But it just makes me seem like
A pathetic narcissist
One second I’m a woman
Suddenly, I am a swan
You have no freakin’ idea
How many drugs I am on
A lot!
I am the definition of egotistic
She’s right, I’ve just looked it up and it shows her pic
I’m so conceited and smug that
I eat my own shit
Then, I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss
Everyone clap for me
Yes, that is it!
Now, you’re all under my spell
I am a famous witch
Gaga you’re amazing
A true genius
And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless
Yes, it’s working!
I’m transforming
Into a true fame monster!
Soon, I will rule all the Earth!
Hey, look! Isn’t that Madonna?
Gaga is just a fraud!
Hold your applause!
She is just trying to be
The new version of me
Clearly!
I was the first attention, whore!
Now, it’s time to end this war!
Look at my magical jugs!
They’ll set you free
Stop giving Gaga your love!
Save it for me!
Don’t listen to Madonna!
Keep on clapping!
Actually, we’ve had enough!
You’re getting boring!
The whole world’s sick of you!
Check this headline
Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times!
Sorry Gaga, you’re through!
No, this can’t be!
Please, I am begging all you!
Do not ignore me!
Oh no! What’s happening?!
Not totally suck?
My songs and videos were
Not pretentious and fucked up
But then, I lost my damn mind
Now, I am in a bird cage
I’ve gone completely mad
I’m totally bat shit insane
I combined Art and Pop
And made a flop
Don’t let your children watch this
It will scare the poor things shitless
I need attention constantly
Same with me!
And me!
And me, swag!
I’ve covered myself in blood
I’ve worn a meat dress
I even convinced the world that I had a penis
My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks
Instead of focusing on making good music
All of the stuff I do
Is for the fame
Like making a whole CD exploiting the gays
I think I’m God’s gift
To the human race
Now, watch me smear shit all over my face
I try way too hard to be
Seen as artistic
But it just makes me seem like
A pathetic narcissist
One second I’m a woman
Suddenly, I am a swan
You have no freakin’ idea
How many drugs I am on
A lot!
I am the definition of egotistic
She’s right, I’ve just looked it up and it shows her pic
I’m so conceited and smug that
I eat my own shit
Then, I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss
Everyone clap for me
Yes, that is it!
Now, you’re all under my spell
I am a famous witch
Gaga you’re amazing
A true genius
And nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless
Yes, it’s working!
I’m transforming
Into a true fame monster!
Soon, I will rule all the Earth!
Hey, look! Isn’t that Madonna?
Gaga is just a fraud!
Hold your applause!
She is just trying to be
The new version of me
Clearly!
I was the first attention, whore!
Now, it’s time to end this war!
Look at my magical jugs!
They’ll set you free
Stop giving Gaga your love!
Save it for me!
Don’t listen to Madonna!
Keep on clapping!
Actually, we’ve had enough!
You’re getting boring!
The whole world’s sick of you!
Check this headline
Your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times!
Sorry Gaga, you’re through!
No, this can’t be!
Please, I am begging all you!
Do not ignore me!
Oh no! What’s happening?!
