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Bart Baker

Remember when I was a teen
And did not look like a guy
My hair was long, I had clothes on
But now, I get nude and cry

Since the VMA’s
All the people say : I am a total skank
Grinded Robin Thicke
Made the whole crowd sick
Especially the Smith’s

I’m basically a wrecking ball
For the youth of Amercia
All I want is to brainwash them all
With my massive nipples
Under my tee
We must be like Miley

Now watch me ride a ball and try
To make a seductive face
But creepily I totally
Look just like Nicolas Cage

Time for me to lick
This hammer like it’s a big metal penis
I’ll lick anything
For more attention
This condom looks delish

I’m naked on a wrecking ball
Showing off my pale boobs and butt
Now I’m humping a broken wall
I went from Disney to twerk crazed and skanky
I need to get therapy

(Excuse me, I’m here for the porn
Bend over girl, let’s make this quick
What do you mean? This is not porn
Then why the hell are you naked?!
Because I wanna be whore
Who sluts to get more views
So that means, we don’t have to screw?
Thank God!
Excuse me?!
You are too dirty for Ron Jeremy
Sorry sweetie it’s true)

I ruined a beautiful song
With a disgusting video

(Okay this has gone on way too long
You need to get off of our construction site!
How do you expect us to work?!
With a crazy anorexic chick
Swingin naked from our equipment
And licking and humping everything she sees!)

Sorry, but I’m not leaving!

(Oh no, now she is twerking!
Dear God, just kill us now please!)