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Bart Baker

First you take our worst song yet
Then you dress Zayn up as a chick
You two can play gross execs

I think I should look more Jewish!

This video’s starting to suck dick
But how can we make it total shit?

We are trying to make the worst vid ever
That is why Harry is dressed up like a nerd

What about Liam?
He needs a character

How about a homo choreographer?
And I can go oh, oh, oh!
And dance like in stereo
Typical gay!

Now let’s break stuff!

Nothing in this video
Has to do with what we’re singing!

Because it’s a cheap promo
It’s an advertisement
For our horrible new movie

Come on guys, we need to make this worse!

Okay, but let me kiss Niall first!

Now let’s all prance down a hallway together!

We trash this place for no reason whatsoever

I’ll pee on this girl’s desk
I’ll throw her computer

What the hell is wrong, with you crazy crackers?!

Now I’m in a shopping cart
Did you know I play guitar?

(Nobody cares!)

Flip the table!

This video is officially shitty now

But the one thing that we are still missing is a dance

(No, no, no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Please don’t dance!)

Now we all are doing the worst dance ever!

It’s so bad it’s giving that man a seizure

Holy crap!
Guys look at that!
What are those strange creatures?!

We are aliens who made the planet Earth
The human race was a big experiment
And we’re sad to say this video’s proven
It was a big mistake, so we now must end it

Congrats on your fucking entire planet!

Hold on, please!
No, no, no!
We’ll all stop the video!

It is too late!

Oh shit, we’re screwed!